December 2009
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Famous movie quotes as if written by a proper...
thefrogman: “We must acquire a larger vessel.” - Jaws “I’m growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.” - Snakes on a Plane “Toodeloo you ghastly miscreant.” - Die Hard 1,2,3,4 “Please remove your simian appendages from my person, you unwashed gorilla man-thing.” - Planet of the Apes “There is a herptile in my western footwear!” - Toy Story “I shall...
Dec 23rd
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The reason the plural of moose is moose (and not...
ohyeahfacts: (source)
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Michael: Toby is in HR which technically means he works for corporate so he's not really a part of our family. Also, he's divorced so he's really not a part of his family.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Pam: This was tough. I suggested we flip a coin, but Angela said she doesn't like to gamble. Of course, by saying that she was gambling that I wouldn't smack her.
Dec 22nd
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Phone Call From Mom
Me: Hello?
Mom: Hey, what are you doing?
Me: *laugh*...learning Russian
Mom: ...What?!
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
Dec 21st
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Brian: Screw Maximillian!
Sally: I do
Brian: ...So do I
Dec 21st
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Listencuriousgirl: Owl City - Fireflies this song...
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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Look up googleplex on google maps
johncody: thatjeffreyguy: zoom in to Ampitheatre Pkwy. Use street view. SEE THE GOOGLE PEOPLE? lmao lol! XD!! that’s so cute!
Dec 16th
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Bold everything that applies:
ylstacy: staygoldforever: -electrichearts: blackmagicxo: 1. I’m in my bedroom now. 2. I’m in Asia. 3. My hair is black. 4. My best friend is of the opposite sex (one of my bestfriends) 5. My best friend is my significant other. 6. I’m currently listening to music. 7. In fact, I listen to music more than 80% of the time. 8. My parents are still married. 9. I have an older sister. 10. I...
Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 12th
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“Being single is best, but everyone wants to fall in love.”
– Andy Warhol (via summeryan) (via annahinks) (via flickflickflicker)
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 10th
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