


Why He’s Hot:
- His name. Spencer James Smith V (the fifth). This means that there were four other ahead of him and all of those good looks were passed down into one amazingly hot man (Or at least that is only what we can be lead to assume.)
- He is a drummer in Panic! At The Disco and we all know what they say about drummers. They know how to keep a beat, if you know what I mean. Of course you do, I mean come on the sexual innuendo there is wide open and I’m sure we would all greatly accept. He has messed up songs in the past but that doesn’t really matter, as long as we get to see him wail behind his SCJ’s. Just look at the man go.
- The various faces, or facial hairs of Spencer. He knows how to pull off a beard . Scuffy, clean, rugged, full beard, half beard, he still works it damn well. After all, we know he won’t cut his beard or change his hair, it grows like fancy flowers but it grows nowhere. That beard makes you wonder if such beautiful experiences even occurred previous to your viewing pleasures.
- What is probably the best smile ever. Just look at it! His smile is one hundred percent contagious. He should be smiling all the time! You meet him in person and when he smiles at you, the options that you may take afterwards are either: A) Melt into a babbling fool or B) Melt like a babbling fool but smile the biggest grin you could possibly make. If you can even remember what your name is after witnessing such events then congratulations but be warned that excessive dizziness may occur or the more possible chance of unexplained unconscious and lack of clothing.
- The amusement that comes from Spencer Smith. He is rather amusing and can make you chuckle without even trying that hard and every girl knows that there is hardly anything more attractive than a boy who can make us laugh with ease. He could probably tell us a knock knock joke and be in our pants within ten minutes or less.
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Why He’s Hot:
- His eyes. You cannot look at Gale Harold without being drawn to those big, brown, pools of sex. Come on, you know you want to be looking into those smoldering beauties as he slowly undresses you. Yeah, I thought so.
- His chest, his chest, his chest. If that didn’t convince you, then this will.
- He’s a brilliant actor who plays characters that fuck everyone. EVERYONE. Women, men, it doesn’t matter: he’ll do them, and it’ll be hot. No matter who you are, you qualify. Plus, you know that if it looks that mindblowingly orgasmic on camera, it’ll be even better in person.
- His look is versatile. Whether it’s the scruffy beard look, the preppy business man look, or that exquisite “no clothes” look, he pulls it off. Just as wonderfully as he’d pull off your pants.
- He’s so damn fuckable. Nuff said.
fuck yes!



Why She’s Hot:
- Zooey Deschanel. Just look at her. There is no denying her beauty. Whether she is blonde, brunette, or red, she is always gorgeous.
- This girl can sing. She is part of the band She & Him. Her voice. It’s not whiny or poppy, it’s pure and beautiful. Just like the rest of her … minus the pure part.
- She is married to one of the greatest song-writers ever, Mr. Benjamin Gibbard of Death Cab For Cutie. Threesome now, please?!
- Just her overall look. She is adorable. Time to break it down: her body, her eyes, her lips, her hair, her style. Everything.
- Have you heard she has a twin? Her name is Katy Perry. God decided that just one Zooey wasn’t enough for the world, so he created another. I’m sure we would all be okay if he created even more.
Zooey! <3




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haha!! we were just discussing this on the drive back from school!
